9.8 million for you!

by GarySpicuzza » Fri May 22, 2009 06:38 pm

:P These e-mails are simply too funny! :wink: 8)

Just send in $220 and the $9.8 million is yours!

______________________________________________________________

UNITED NATIONS ASSISTED PROGRAM(UNAP)
Debt Reconciliation Department.
Geneva-Switzerland.
Chairman Committee On Foreign
Contract And Inheritance fund Payment Notification
From United Nations And USA Government.


ATTN: BENEFICIARY,

U.S.A GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK AND UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION OFFICIAL HAS APPROVED TO PAY
YOU PART PAYMENT OF YOUR INHERITANCE FUND VALUED AT $9.8M.

THE BRITISH PRIME MINISTER IN CONJUNCTION WITH UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK AND
UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION DO HEREBY GIVE THIS IRREVOCABLE APPROVAL ORDER WITH THIS
RELEASE CODE: GNC/3480/05/09 IN YOUR FAVOR FOR YOUR CONTRACT ENTITLEMENT AND YOUR
INHERITANCE FUND WHICH YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YET, NOW IT WAS APPROVED BY THE WORLD BANK,
THAT YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE FUND SHOULD BE RELEASED THROUGH THE ATM CARD PAYMENT
CENTRE, LAGOS-NIGERIA. SO YOU ARE ADVISED TO PRESENT ANY OF YOUR CHOICE, ON HOW YOU WANT
TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND, EITHER BY ATM CARD OR CASHIERS CHECK, SO IN RESPECT TO YOUR
CONTRACT PAYMENT I AM CONTACTING YOU IN REGARDS TO THE INSTRUCTION GIVEN TO ME BY THE
UNITED NATIONS, PLEASE I WILL URGE YOU TO TRY AND INDICATE ON HOW YOU WANT YOUR FUND TO
BE RELEASED TO YOU FROM THE TWO OPTIONS ABOVE.

NOW YOUR NEW PAYMENT, UNITED NATIONS APPROVAL NO; UN5685P, WHITE HOUSE APPROVED NO:
WH44CV, REFERENCE NO.-35460021, ALLOCATION NO: 674632 PASSWORD NO: 339331, PIN CODE NO:
55674 AND YOUR CERTIFICATE OF MERIT PAYMENT NO: 401, RELEASED CODE NO: 0763; IMMEDIATE
INTERCONTINENTAL BANK CONFIRMATION NO: -1114433; SECRET CODE NO: XXTN013, HAVING RECEIVED
THESE VITAL PAYMENT NUMBER, THEREFORE YOU ARE QUALIFIED NOW TO RECEIVED AND CONFIRM YOUR
PAYMENT WITH THE DIRECTOR GENERAL ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTRE IMMEDIATELY WITHIN THE NEXT
72HRS.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO DEAL AND COMMUNICATE ONLY WITH REV. (SIR)
MICHAEL ROBERTSON, DIRECTOR GENERAL ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTRE, LAGOS-NIGERIA ,WITH THE HELP
OF OUR MONITORY TEAM FROM INTERCONTINENTAL BANK PLC WHICH IS OUR OFFICIAL REMITTING BANK,
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT MATTERS. UNITED NATIONS, HAS LOOK UP TO MAKE SURE YOU
RECEIVE YOUR FUND. SO CONTACT: REV. (SIR) MICHAEL ROBERTSON ON HIS CONTACT INFORMATION,
DIRECT Tel: +234 704 174 3824 E-Mail: michaelrobertson234[at]yahoo.cn FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE/AWARD WINNING CLAIM, YOU ARE ADVISED TO STOP COMMUNICATION
WITH ANY OTHER PERSON OR OFFICE,YOU ARE REQUIRED TO SEND BELLOW:

1) YOUR FULL NAME:................
2) ADDRESS, CITY, STATE AND COUNTRY:...................
3) PERSONAL CELL PHONE, FAX AND MOBILE:...................
4) COMPANY NAME (IF ANY) POSITION AND ADDRESS:...............
5) OCCUPATION, AGE AND MARITAL STATUS:..........................
6) COPY OF YOUR INT'L PASSPORT/DRIVERS LICENSE:...................
7) PREFERRED PAYMENT METHOD(ATM/CASHIERS CHECK):......................

NOTE: YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT/COMMUNICATION CODE WITH REV. (SIR) MICHAEL ROBERTSON IS
(INT-01209), YOU ARE ADVICE TO SEND YOUR FULL CONTACT INFORMATION TO REV. (SIR) MICHAEL
ROBERTSON, AND MAKE SURE YOU SPEAK WITH HIM, WITH YOUR NEW PAYMENT CODE FOR THE RELEASE
OF YOUR FUNDS AND BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DELIVERY FEE OF YOUR
PAYMENT WHICH WILL BE PACKAGED AND BEING SENT OUR TO YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION ONCE YOU
HAVE BEING IN CONTACT WITH REV. (SIR) MICHAEL ROBERTSON FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT.

BECAUSE WE HAVE SIGNED A CONTRACT WITH UPS WHICH SHOULD EXPIRE BY THE END OF MAY 2009 YOU
WILL ONLY NEED TO PAY $220.00 INSTEAD OF $254.00 SAVING YOU $34.00!
SO IF YOU PAY BEFORE
MAY 31ST YOU SAVE $34.00. TAKE NOTE THAT ANYONE ASKING YOU FOR SOME KIND OF MONEY ABOVE
THE USUAL FEE IS DEFINITELY A FRAUDSTAR AND YOU WILL HAVE TO STOP COMMUNICATION WITH
EVERY OTHER PERSON IF YOU HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH ANY. ALSO REMEMBER THAT ALL YOU WILL
EVER HAVE TO SPEND IS $220.00 NOTHING MORE! NOTHING LESS!
AND WE GUARANTEE THE RECEIPT OF
YOUR FUND TO BE SUCCESSFULLY DELIVERED TO YOU WITHIN THE NEXT 24HRS AFTER THE RECEIPT OF
YOUR PAYMENT INFORMATION HAS BEEN CONFIRMED TO REV. (SIR) MICHAEL ROBERTSON.

CONTACT PERSON: REV. (SIR) MICHAEL ROBERTSON
POSITION: DIRECTOR GENERAL- ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTRE, LAGOS-NIGERIA
Tel: +234 704 174 3824
Email: michaelrobertson234@yahoo.cn

REGARDs,

SIR. DAVID RAMSEY

(Chairman Committee On Foreign Contract And Inheritance fund
Payment Notification from United Nations And USA Government.)

APPROVED

CONFIDENTIAL NOTICE:

Total Comments: 23

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 10:45 pm Post Subject:

I like this part the best:

WILL ONLY NEED TO PAY $220.00 INSTEAD OF $254.00 SAVING YOU $34.00!

You can actually SAVE $34 whehen making the $9.8 million!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 11:42 pm Post Subject: insurance

I've gotten similiar e-mails, in the last few days. Something about 'I am a heir to some 'Cheif' inAfrica and he is deceased...' TOO FUNNY!!

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 12:32 am Post Subject:

Arent these like always spam?
I dont think they are true.
things like that are never true.
They r too good to be true.

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 03:16 am Post Subject:

I don't even know where to start. A couple of things come immediately to mind:

First of all, now I'm really upset. I'm still in the middle of trying to get my $22 million from the exiled Nigerian bank president who needs my help in unloading his secret off-shore funds, and now I get this? That poor persecuted bank president! How could they treat his family like that!! Now this? How am I going to find the time?? Well, at least they're both located in Nigeria and I know how much the UPS costs are...that'll save me some time I guess.

The next thing that came to my mind was. "Man! If you're gonna try and scam people, at least get someone that has a decent knowledge of how to use the English language to write the stupid email!" I swear to God- my 17 year-old teeny-bopper daughter could write a better scam letter.

Dont'cha just HATE IT when scammers trash the language? Sheesh!

Then, a couple of quotes from the email had me bustin' up.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO DEAL AND COMMUNICATE ONLY WITH REV. (SIR) MICHAEL ROBERTSON, DIRECTOR GENERAL ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTRE, LAGOS-NIGERIA



This is really cool. I get my own personal representative!! I hope he gives good customer service.

WITH THE HELP OF OUR MONITORY TEAM FROM INTERCONTINENTAL BANK PLC WHICH IS OUR OFFICIAL REMITTING BANK



Excellent. I get the help of their "Monitory" team. This is great... I receive assistance from their team! I am now convinced that I will get tremendous customer service and financial information from a bunch of people whose team name means "serving to admonish or warn; admonitory." So, does this mean that after I get my money they'll make sure that I take care of it and "warn" me if I'm going to do something stupid with it and "admonish" me if I actually do something dumb? No, it's gotta mean that they're gonna warn me if I actually respond to them!

Anyone know if anyone keeps stats on the idiots who continue to fall for these things? I think it would be fascinating to look at the numbers. I'd bet that there are still boatloads of people who still fall prey. If you know of any stats- post a link or the info!

There's a lot more that I thought of, but I'm getting tired of typing.

InsTeacher 8)

Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 03:17 pm Post Subject:

in most of the cases, this is just some fraud to get your credit card details. in case you havent realised, most of them request you to reply with your personal details.

"TAKE NOTE THAT ANYONE ASKING YOU FOR SOME KIND OF MONEY ABOVE THE USUAL FEE IS DEFINITELY A FRAUDSTAR"

oh and the above statement is so funny. is this what they call the pot calling the kettle black?

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 04:00 am Post Subject:

I've gotten similiar e-mails, in the last few days. Something about 'I am a heir to some 'Cheif' inAfrica and he is deceased...' TOO FUNNY!!



What a coincidence! I too am a heir to some chief in Africa...

Are we related??

HAHAHA

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 10:59 am Post Subject:

Just send in $220 and the $9.8 million is yours!

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 06:05 pm Post Subject:

Well Gary...I see you have $217.45...Just Donate that to me and I'll swing the rest...and I'll give you 8.8 million!

LOL!

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 02:36 am Post Subject:

Hanan Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 12:32 am Post subject:

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Arent these like always spam?
I dont think they are true.
things like that are never true.
They r too good to be true.



Hey Hanam, are you stupid or something? of course there spam :shock:

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 06:09 pm Post Subject:

this is too funny i have goten some of the same emails from someone in england or somethng like that if i had 220$ laying around i doubt i would send it off thinking i gonna get 98 million back lmao

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