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Here is another quote that i like to share with you. For those who feel stressed, this is for all of you.
"Remember STRESSED are just DESSERTS when spelled backwards"
Enjoy life and work to be able to overcome stress!!
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| Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:55 am Post subject: |
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| 'Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery, so concentrate on the now' |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:10 am Post subject: |
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"Failure is the key of success"
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| Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:37 am Post subject: |
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| Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open. |
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| Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:44 am Post subject: |
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"The beginning of a habit is like an invisible thread, but every time we repeat the act we strengthen the strand, add to it another filament, until it becomes a great cable and binds us irrevocably in thought and act."
-- Orison S Marden |
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joven222
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| Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:44 am Post subject: Hope u like it..Quit long although |
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1.Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3.Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4.Divorce:Future tense of marriage
5.Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7.Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8.Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
9.Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10.Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11.Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12.Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
13.Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15.Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16.Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17.Committee:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18.Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
19.Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20.Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
21.Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22.Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
23.Optimist : A person who while falling from EiffelTowersays in midway "See I am not injured yet."
24.Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
25.Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26.Father: A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
28.Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
29.Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
30.Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills!! |
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| Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:51 am Post subject: |
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hi,
That tested some of my patience. But I read it and believe me it was funny. I guess that post of yours would have better suited a thread with jokes and funny things. 
Hey, nice idea, why dont we go ahead and start one.
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| Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:08 am Post subject: |
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Nice punch lines.I really enjoyed the post thanks for sharing it.
Keep participating.
With Regards
Macmilan 
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| Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Hey guys, I have started a new thread called fun zone. Do give it a check and share anything funny that you have. |
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"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent."
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:56 am Post subject: |
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I would not waste my life in friction when I know it could be turned into MOMENTUM
by Frances Williard |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:49 am Post subject: |
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| Remember my friend , today life is good... Tommorow we will say this line again |
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| Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 4:48 am Post subject: |
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
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| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:46 pm Post subject: A few good quotes! |
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Sorry wrong section the first time, don't know how that happened!?!
A FEW GOOD QUOTES!
"YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO UNTIL YOU TRY."
"TODAY I GAVE MY ALL, WHAT I SAVED AND KEPT, I LOST FOR EVER."
"A PERSON WHO SEEMS TO HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS, USUALLY ISN'T LISTENING." ~Jeffrey Gitomer
ENJOY!
AGENT CLINT
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