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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:03 pm   Post subject:   

Thanks for coming in and joining us on the lighter side of life here Quenlin, enjoy having some company.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:08 pm   Post subject:   

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Anybody can become angry, that is easy; but to be angry with the right person, and to the right degree, and at the right time, and for the right purpose, and in the right way, that is not within everybody's power, that is not easy.
Aristotle

He who angers you conquers you.
Elizabeth Kenny

Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.
Thomas a Kempis

Flying off the handle sometimes causes hammers and humans to lose their heads, as well as their effectiveness.
William Arthur Ward
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:48 am   Post subject:   

Thanks for the welcome goodnatured. Good to see that some people still welcome newbies like me. ^_^ Heres a few quotes I found.


"Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students." - Robin Williams

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:41 am   Post subject:   

Oooo, quotes! One of my favorite things to collect. Thanks for starting this thread! Very Happy


“A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid straggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.” ~ Erma Louise Bombeck


"And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." ~ Anais Nin


“Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.” ~ Author Unknown


Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.~ Guillaume Apollinaire


“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.” ~ Woody Allen


“When I was a young man, I wanted to change the world. I found it was difficult to change the world, so I tried to change my nation. When I found I couldn't change the nation, I began to focus on my town. I couldn't change the town and as an older man, I tried to change my family. Now, as an old man, I realize the only thing I can change is myself, and suddenly I realize that if long ago I had changed myself, I could have made an impact on my family. My family and I could have made an impact on our town. Their impact could have changed the nation and I could indeed have changed the world.” ~Author Unknown



“Note how good you feel after you have encouraged someone else. No other argument is necessary to suggest that never miss the opportunity to give encouragement.” ~ George Burton Adams


“One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me.” ~ Jack Handey Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:09 pm   Post subject:   

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:15 pm   Post subject:   

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This is part of the essence of motherhood, watching your kid grow into her own person and not being able to do anything about it. Otherwise children would be nothing more than pets.
Heather Armstrong


We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.
Anna Sewell


People who are 'ready' give off a different vibe than people who aren't. Animals can smell fear; maybe that's it.
The minute you become ready is the the minute you stop dreaming. Suddenly it's no longer about 'becoming'. Suddenly it's about 'doing'.
Hugh Macleod

Often and often afterwards, the beloved Aunt would ask me why I had never told anyone how I was being treated. Children tell little more than animals, for what comes to them they accept as eternally established.
Rudyard Kipling
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:18 pm   Post subject:   

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Man...is a tame or civilized animal; never the less, he requires proper instruction and a fortunate nature, and then of all animals he becomes the most divine and most civilized; but if he be insufficiently or ill- educated he is the most savage of earthly creatures.
Plato

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. It is an art like any other. Its virtuosi are called altruists.
H. L. Mencken


We have been God-like in our planned breeding of our domesticated plants and animals, but we have been rabbit-like in our unplanned breeding of ourselves.
Arnold Toynbee
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:47 am   Post subject:   

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - Dorothy Nevill


There are admirable potentialities in every human being. Believe in your strength and your youth. Learn to repeat endlessly to yourself, 'It all depends on me.' - Andre Gide


To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior." - Rita Rudner


Remember, always give your best. Never get discouraged. Never be petty. Always remember, others may hate you. But those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. - Richard M. Nixon


Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical. - Trey Parker and Matt Stone


I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. - Joan Rivers Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:42 pm   Post subject:   

Love is a battlefield, one we chose to live in everyday, be strong, encourage it and it will support you in the end.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:02 pm   Post subject:   

Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.
- Unknown

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
- Scott Adams

Egoist: A person of low taste, more interested in themselves than in me.
- Devils Dictionary

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
- A. Whitney Brown

Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.
- Bertolt Brecht

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
- Samuel Goldwyn

Behind every great fortune, there is a crime.
- Honoré de Balzac (what a name. <_<)

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
- Burt Bacharach



All true, and most of them apply to me, especially the last one.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:43 pm   Post subject:   

1. Got you on the sanity, totally agree with that quote.
2. What, if a woman steals your man, the best revenge is to let her keep him, LOL.
3. ?
4. True
5. I know some vegetarians that would disagree, LOL
6. no comment
7. And how would the psychatrist afford that fancy ride, LOL
8. no comment
9. Syna-----what
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:16 am   Post subject:   

"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:37 am   Post subject:   

I like this one avengerki

Often times we look at our parents that way, LOL.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:15 pm   Post subject:   

Ya for some reason my father doesn't like me to use it. I don't know why. Smile
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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:24 am   Post subject: love quote:to all who understand ;)  

love is strong yet delicate.
it can be broken.
to truely love is to understand this.
to be in love is to respect this.
by:mrs. anonymous her self !!!!

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