Witty Actuary

by roddick » Wed Jul 05, 2006 03:26 am
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Joined: 05 Oct 2005

An actuary, a lawyer and an accountant are discussing the merits of having a mistress or a wife. The lawyer reckons it is better having a mistress, because the wife can take everything if you should come to a divorce. The accountant reckons it is definitely better having a wife, from a taxation perspective. The actuary reckons it is better having both, because when you are not with the wife, she thinks you are with the mistress, and when you are not with the mistress, the mistress thinks you are with the wife, and that way, you can spend more time at the office. :)

Total Comments: 1

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 01:47 am Post Subject:

LOL, only an actuary! He may just need that attorney thinking that way though! LOL

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