9.8 million for you!

by GarySpicuzza » Fri May 22, 2009 06:38 pm

:P These e-mails are simply too funny! :wink: 8)

Just send in $220 and the $9.8 million is yours!

______________________________________________________________

UNITED NATIONS ASSISTED PROGRAM(UNAP)
Debt Reconciliation Department.
Geneva-Switzerland.
Chairman Committee On Foreign
Contract And Inheritance fund Payment Notification
From United Nations And USA Government.


ATTN: BENEFICIARY,

U.S.A GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK AND UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION OFFICIAL HAS APPROVED TO PAY
YOU PART PAYMENT OF YOUR INHERITANCE FUND VALUED AT $9.8M.

THE BRITISH PRIME MINISTER IN CONJUNCTION WITH UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK AND
UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION DO HEREBY GIVE THIS IRREVOCABLE APPROVAL ORDER WITH THIS
RELEASE CODE: GNC/3480/05/09 IN YOUR FAVOR FOR YOUR CONTRACT ENTITLEMENT AND YOUR
INHERITANCE FUND WHICH YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YET, NOW IT WAS APPROVED BY THE WORLD BANK,
THAT YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE FUND SHOULD BE RELEASED THROUGH THE ATM CARD PAYMENT
CENTRE, LAGOS-NIGERIA. SO YOU ARE ADVISED TO PRESENT ANY OF YOUR CHOICE, ON HOW YOU WANT
TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND, EITHER BY ATM CARD OR CASHIERS CHECK, SO IN RESPECT TO YOUR
CONTRACT PAYMENT I AM CONTACTING YOU IN REGARDS TO THE INSTRUCTION GIVEN TO ME BY THE
UNITED NATIONS, PLEASE I WILL URGE YOU TO TRY AND INDICATE ON HOW YOU WANT YOUR FUND TO
BE RELEASED TO YOU FROM THE TWO OPTIONS ABOVE.

NOW YOUR NEW PAYMENT, UNITED NATIONS APPROVAL NO; UN5685P, WHITE HOUSE APPROVED NO:
WH44CV, REFERENCE NO.-35460021, ALLOCATION NO: 674632 PASSWORD NO: 339331, PIN CODE NO:
55674 AND YOUR CERTIFICATE OF MERIT PAYMENT NO: 401, RELEASED CODE NO: 0763; IMMEDIATE
INTERCONTINENTAL BANK CONFIRMATION NO: -1114433; SECRET CODE NO: XXTN013, HAVING RECEIVED
THESE VITAL PAYMENT NUMBER, THEREFORE YOU ARE QUALIFIED NOW TO RECEIVED AND CONFIRM YOUR
PAYMENT WITH THE DIRECTOR GENERAL ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTRE IMMEDIATELY WITHIN THE NEXT
72HRS.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO DEAL AND COMMUNICATE ONLY WITH REV. (SIR)
MICHAEL ROBERTSON, DIRECTOR GENERAL ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTRE, LAGOS-NIGERIA ,WITH THE HELP
OF OUR MONITORY TEAM FROM INTERCONTINENTAL BANK PLC WHICH IS OUR OFFICIAL REMITTING BANK,
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT MATTERS. UNITED NATIONS, HAS LOOK UP TO MAKE SURE YOU
RECEIVE YOUR FUND. SO CONTACT: REV. (SIR) MICHAEL ROBERTSON ON HIS CONTACT INFORMATION,
DIRECT Tel: +234 704 174 3824 E-Mail: michaelrobertson234[at]yahoo.cn FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE/AWARD WINNING CLAIM, YOU ARE ADVISED TO STOP COMMUNICATION
WITH ANY OTHER PERSON OR OFFICE,YOU ARE REQUIRED TO SEND BELLOW:

1) YOUR FULL NAME:................
2) ADDRESS, CITY, STATE AND COUNTRY:...................
3) PERSONAL CELL PHONE, FAX AND MOBILE:...................
4) COMPANY NAME (IF ANY) POSITION AND ADDRESS:...............
5) OCCUPATION, AGE AND MARITAL STATUS:..........................
6) COPY OF YOUR INT'L PASSPORT/DRIVERS LICENSE:...................
7) PREFERRED PAYMENT METHOD(ATM/CASHIERS CHECK):......................

NOTE: YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT/COMMUNICATION CODE WITH REV. (SIR) MICHAEL ROBERTSON IS
(INT-01209), YOU ARE ADVICE TO SEND YOUR FULL CONTACT INFORMATION TO REV. (SIR) MICHAEL
ROBERTSON, AND MAKE SURE YOU SPEAK WITH HIM, WITH YOUR NEW PAYMENT CODE FOR THE RELEASE
OF YOUR FUNDS AND BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DELIVERY FEE OF YOUR
PAYMENT WHICH WILL BE PACKAGED AND BEING SENT OUR TO YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION ONCE YOU
HAVE BEING IN CONTACT WITH REV. (SIR) MICHAEL ROBERTSON FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT.

BECAUSE WE HAVE SIGNED A CONTRACT WITH UPS WHICH SHOULD EXPIRE BY THE END OF MAY 2009 YOU
WILL ONLY NEED TO PAY $220.00 INSTEAD OF $254.00 SAVING YOU $34.00!
SO IF YOU PAY BEFORE
MAY 31ST YOU SAVE $34.00. TAKE NOTE THAT ANYONE ASKING YOU FOR SOME KIND OF MONEY ABOVE
THE USUAL FEE IS DEFINITELY A FRAUDSTAR AND YOU WILL HAVE TO STOP COMMUNICATION WITH
EVERY OTHER PERSON IF YOU HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH ANY. ALSO REMEMBER THAT ALL YOU WILL
EVER HAVE TO SPEND IS $220.00 NOTHING MORE! NOTHING LESS!
AND WE GUARANTEE THE RECEIPT OF
YOUR FUND TO BE SUCCESSFULLY DELIVERED TO YOU WITHIN THE NEXT 24HRS AFTER THE RECEIPT OF
YOUR PAYMENT INFORMATION HAS BEEN CONFIRMED TO REV. (SIR) MICHAEL ROBERTSON.

CONTACT PERSON: REV. (SIR) MICHAEL ROBERTSON
POSITION: DIRECTOR GENERAL- ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTRE, LAGOS-NIGERIA
Tel: +234 704 174 3824
Email: michaelrobertson234@yahoo.cn

REGARDs,

SIR. DAVID RAMSEY

(Chairman Committee On Foreign Contract And Inheritance fund
Payment Notification from United Nations And USA Government.)

APPROVED

CONFIDENTIAL NOTICE:

Total Comments: 23

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 01:25 am Post Subject:

Simply to keep this thread alive, I submit the latest, greatest scams that have been exiled to my spam box upon entry to my various email boxes.
They're getting better and better, and I must admit- a few of them look reeeealllly good! Just remember: You can't fix stupid. :shock: :shock: :D

In no apparent order, the offers included

A0 "once in a lifetime opportunity" to purchase "bank-owned distressed properties" in (my favorite part) "the most scenic locales in the United States!!!!" There really were 4 exclamation points. Now, there are LOTS of distressed properties out there, that wasn't the scam. The phish stated that they have exclusive (!!) access to "thousands" of properties in which the banks and this scumbag scam puke have "entered into exclusive agreements to sell-off these properties at literally 5-10 cents on the dollar!!!!" Again with the exclamation points. They had about a dozen photos of properties with captions like "Assessed Value: $445,900- Your Price $27,500!!!!" I'm gonna buy the beachfront estate in the Fla. Keys that's has an assessed value of $2.37 million and MY PRICE is only $177,000. Sweeeeeeeet.

Now, you ask "How can I gain access to this amazing treasure trove of information????" It will only cost you $199.95 for 14 WHOLE DAYS of WEB ACCESS, and I can pay by credit card RIGHT NOW to logon after they email me my password after my credit card has been processed!!!!

I'm still getting spammed to death on cheap pharmaceuticals, male enhancement drugs, degrees from "Fully Non-Accredited Institutions," knock-off watches, various notices from banks, tax authorities, credit cards, etc. all wanting me to "Click Here."

Haven't gotten any Nigerian stuff or similar recently. Too bad, I actually enjoyed reading the fractured use of English and the outright audacity of the scammers.

InsTeacher

8)

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 02:21 am Post Subject:

god, I get these in my email spam folder all the time - pain in the butt

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 09:14 am Post Subject:

Well, what I was really wondering is whether these people would actually get any response!

These attempts seem too weak to earn even a single cent..

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 02:57 am Post Subject:

personally I love the broken english ones.

Reading "formal" engrish makes me bust a gut laughing.

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 09:15 pm Post Subject:

Just got one from Sierra Leone wanting to give me 30% of $25,000,000 and five pounds of "alluvial" gold dust!

WooHoo!!!!

InsTeacher 8)

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 09:36 pm Post Subject:

alluvial? wtf? I don;t even know what that means....first time someones offer to pay me in gold dust though!

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:00 am Post Subject: Hi, all

You have tested it and writing form your personal experience or you find some information online?

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 03:54 am Post Subject:

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE



The latest news flash from the "You Gotta Be A Complete and Utter Idiot" spam email bonanza!! The latest, greatest phish promises me:

Got an email at work, wish I would have forwarded it home to cut and paste, but alas...I didn't.

A woman from Oslo, Norway presented me with this AMAZING offer, and I have to admit, I felt kind of sympathetic towards her. Let me elucidate on her poor plight and what I plan to do to help her out of her terrible situation. I feel so badly for her...

Seems her husband suddenly dies in a horrible accident and she's having a hard time transferring "millions of dollars" in funds that were held in her husband's name to her name! :shock: Her husband didn't have a will "that they can find" and the courts have frozen the dead guy's assets until such time as the court can appoint a conservator to watch over the $$$. Seems they don't trust her that much. Poor lady...

She was contacting me because we have a mutual friend who recommended me as a person who could qualify through the Norwegian court system as the conservator of her dead hubby's millions of dollars. Wow! :D In exchange for me agreeing to be that conservator, she would forward me $100,000 immediately and 25% of the funds after they're released. All she wants is my bank account number so that she can forward my $100,000 to me and me to sign and fax back some forms. She says that she will deposit the $$$ as a "good faith gesture" before I have to sign anything.

I think I'm gonna help her out. Anybody want in? heehee

InsTeacher 8)

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 08:48 am Post Subject: RE:

You have to express more your opinion to attract more readers, because just a video or plain text without any personal approach is not that valuable. But it is just form my point of view

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