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181 Posted: December 15 2007 01:35:03 A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?"
182 Posted: December 15 2007 01:34:04 A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went;...
183 Posted: December 15 2007 01:32:46 A preacher is buying a parrot.

"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?&...
184 Posted: December 15 2007 01:31:32 The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pap...
185 Posted: December 15 2007 01:30:07 There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which...
186 Posted: December 15 2007 01:28:51 A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws com...
187 Posted: December 15 2007 01:25:54 After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentiv...
188 Posted: December 15 2007 01:18:20 Quote

Man...is a tame or civilized animal; never the less, he requires proper instruc...
189 Posted: December 15 2007 01:15:39 Quote
This is part of the essence of motherhood, watching your kid grow into her own person a...
190 Posted: December 15 2007 01:09:01 I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he a...
191 Posted: December 15 2007 01:04:55 Lol, you guys are hilarious, I love the lighter side of the forums, I think we need a break sometime...
192 Posted: December 15 2007 12:58:43 hey lilacsigh, geeky mom's rule, I am one of those too. LOL

Will you share your perso...
193 Posted: December 15 2007 12:55:10 I think your point is good to about staying on subject, nothing worse than wanted and answer to some...
194 Posted: December 15 2007 12:49:35 LOL, quenlin, you have a good sense of humor, where did you get this?...
195 Posted: December 15 2007 12:35:13 duplicate posts are not encouraged here, please refer to rules and guidelines...
196 Posted: December 14 2007 12:26:14 I visited the surgery
To request a sick note.
Under diagnosis,
The good doctor ...
197 Posted: December 14 2007 12:16:02 There was an old woman who lived in shoe.
She had eleven children, but considered it too few....
198 Posted: December 14 2007 12:13:41 People need dreams, there's as much nourishment in 'em as food.
Dorothy Gilman

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199 Posted: December 14 2007 12:12:03 All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failur...
200 Posted: December 14 2007 12:11:23 I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.
M. C. Escher...