Heart break insurance

by Macmilan » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:29 am

Does any body know about heart break insurance ? Every time I fall in love with a girl, after a month or say a year she leaves me for good. As a result my heart breaks more often. So now I need a Heart break insurance policy !
Can anybody suggest. :wink:

Total Comments: 21

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:38 am Post Subject:

What's the use of any insurance now, macmilan... Your heart is already broken.. poor heart :cry:

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:54 am Post Subject:

I sincerely empathize with your situation. But I don't think that an insurance can do any good to you. You only need another girlfriend to fix your broken heart. So start searching for a new partner. Best of luck :wink:

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:02 am Post Subject:

Oh now the new broken heart policy will come into effect. Sure that doesnt need an agent but a girl. ;) Good Luck Macmilan

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 03:56 pm Post Subject:

Macmilan,

Best of luck to you, I hope you will have a quick recovery and stay positive.

Thanks!

Agent Clint :wink:

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 03:10 am Post Subject: macmilan

macmilan

your premium might be costly, since you already have a broken heart. You might have to show proof for no-fault to get treated better

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 09:43 am Post Subject:

I think the insurance in thi situation is possible, but the contract would be VERY expensive. And how will you prove that your heart is broken? If you have som symptoms after this like headackes or faster heartrate, you can use simple heart inurance. But don't tell them beforehand that you will ask them for payments too often =))))

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 05:32 am Post Subject:

dear Mac, sorry I really don't know about such insurance. :( I think you need a sticky kind of GF. I am bit confused about asking our community to help out to search a good match for you :lol: :lol:

fred

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:27 am Post Subject:

Mac, ask Lloyd! maybe they provide such insurance =))) I've heard, they even have contracts to insure pianist's fingers =)))

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:24 pm Post Subject:

Ok cvetok I will talk to them for such type of insurance. I am trying to find out a sticky girl friend as per fred's suggestion. :roll:

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 01:27 pm Post Subject:

Good luck! It's not so easy. Me and my husband still wonder how we've found each other =))))))

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